Wow. You know this thing says that there are two of us on this thing, but who could tell? Yes, as per usual Jeff is doing most of the talking. My apologizes for being absent. Work has been a bear lately and "if I don't do my job people WILL die!" Sorry, just channelling my inner Jack Bauer there. Although if I mess up on the hydrogen schedule it could be true, hmmmmmmmm....
So, what do I want to blog about.... maybe... nah that would bring in the FCC... how about... no that would provoke the Christian Right....oh, okay...no....that would bring in the Christian Left and they're even worse...maybe I could do an illustrated guide of something... no.. no...hmmm, for that one I would need a chicken and a quart of kerosene.. wow this is hard. I guess I could always talk about the overuse of ....
Okay, I know! We'll do nicknames. Now as the subject line indicates, one of my many, many nicknames is The Marken (originating from Clash of the Titans and a story too stupid to explain). Other nicknames include, in no particular order:
Eme Eme (M.M. in Spanish)
Under Sleep 2, Mark Territory (as in Under Siege 2, Dark Territory)
Plus others I just can't remember. When your name is a popular action verb, you love to sleep and you're just pastey overall there's no limit to what you will be called. Now I will answer to any and all of these, but some have been out of commision for quite a while.
Okay, must get back to work, for the sake of national security ... wait, inner Jack Bauer moment again, sorry.