Aside from the extreme overdose that it was to watch 9 hours in a row, I've come to one conclusion...
Jack Bauer is the baddest mo fo in the entertainment universe.
This is a character that has literally had the crap kicked out of him and yet he still manages to shake off the sleepy without caffine (although there was that herion thing in season 3) and just keeps kicking butt.
Top 10 Things Jack Bauer doesn't have time for
10. this blog
9. this discussion
8. this idea that you need sleep
7. this debate
6. this excuse, just give him what he wants now
5. this evasive tactic
4. this refusal to tell him the truth.
3. this idea that you will escape him
2. this top 10 list
1. this right now!
I'm pretty sure that the following things are true about Jack Bauer.
- If Jack Bauer wanted to sleep he'd be on a sitcom.
- If your a terrorist in the US it is not IF Jack Bauer will catch you, but WHEN and how bad he'll beat you up doing it.
- if your last name is Palmer then you can command him to do anything.
- when Jack Bauer interrogates you it is possible to remember the correct answers to questions you got wrong on your SATs.
- If it ever appears that Jack Bauer breaks down it's only because he can barely contain the power of Kick Butt within himself.