So, I have the world's dumbest woodpecker living near my house. He's either stupid, color blind or wood tone dumb. Every morning he goes to town pecking at my, get this, metal chimney cover. I hear this rat-a-tat-a-tat on the metal. I'm curious why he/she does this. I mean does it look like wood. Was he/she flying over head and said, "Dude, sweet spot to knock my pecker (huh huh) into."
Reminds me of Woody Woodpecker. Wonder if they are still re-running that show.